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		<title>Obama orders Steven Colbert&#8217;s head to be shaved!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sealed Lebanon air in cans</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 21:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simply, Hawa Lebnan is a can that is made of the air of Lebanon, it is sealed and can be bought to remind us that inside that can, a part of Lebanon is at home with us or at a friend&#39;s house thousands of miles away.. http://hawa-lebnan.com/en/modules/wfchannel/
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		<title>Past and Present</title>
		<link>http://www.EhCafe.com/2009/03/08/111/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 14:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Absolute Virginity</title>
		<link>http://www.EhCafe.com/2009/03/06/absolute-virginity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fantasia wrote:
In a society like ours, a mere virgin just isn&#8217;t good enough.. every man&#8217;s quest while mating is to find the absolute virgin. Well, I&#8217;d better clarify what that means. An AV is a never-been-touched, never-been-in-love, never-had-a-relationship, kind of girl. This is different from the simple “virgin”.. Coz it is taken for granted that [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In a society like ours, a mere virgin just isn&#8217;t good enough.. every man&#8217;s quest while mating is to find the absolute virgin. Well, I&#8217;d better clarify what that means. An AV is a never-been-touched, never-been-in-love, never-had-a-relationship, kind of girl. This is different from the simple “virgin”.. Coz it is taken for granted that the girl must be a virgin in the biological sense! She has to bleed on her wedding night. That is out of question. The absolute virgin goes beyond her hymn.. Her husband has to be the first man in her life.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Facts</title>
		<link>http://www.EhCafe.com/2009/02/28/chuck-norris-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fahad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a couple of years old, but still funny  

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